STORM V. SMELSER: WHY OHIO STATE WILL WIN
I presented the idea of writing opposing columns about Ohio State-Michigan to fellow blogger Colin Storm. He was stoked and obviously took to defending the Wolverines. Since I have no problem with Ohio State (see Goodbye Buckeyes?) I accepted. So let’s get to it.
How do you make Wolverine cookies?
You put them in a big bowl and beat them for three hours.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. However, Michigan won’t be in a big bowl, because they won’t get past the Buckeyes tomorrow. Here's why.
First, Ohio State will win due to the “Tressel factor.” Ohio State coach Jim Tressel was hired in 2001, won his first game against Michigan and has won the past three. The man can flat out coach against the Wolverines.
Second, it’s all about defense and the Buckeyes are better on that side of the ball. Michigan’s offensive line is good, but has been mediocre at pass protection. That’s not good for the boys in blue, because Ohio State’s defensive front is playing terrific.
Third, Michigan is a fraudulent team and can’t beat quality opponents like Oregon or Wisconsin. Sorry but the Wolverines senior trio of QB Chad Henne, RB Mike Hart and O-lineman Jake Long will go winless versus the Buckeyes.
Ohio State’s schedule spells “yawn” (Youngstown State, Akron, Washington, Northwestern), but at least the Buckeyes didn’t lose to Appalachian State. Which reminds me, what type of battery is needed to charge a Wolverine?
A one double AA.
Despite tomorrow’s outcome, Michigan will never outlive that one.
Check out Colin’s perspective on the Ohio State-Michigan rivalry at his blog, Eye of the Storm.
1 comment:
Has there been any word on the injury situation with Hart and Henne? I know both were out last week when the Wolvies lost.
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