Sunday, July 12, 2009

Manny-love returns to Chávez Ravine

Fanhouse columnist Jay Mariotti recently wrote a scathing column on the return of LA Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez to the majors.

Mariotti writes "Just to refresh your memory, Manny is a shamed steroid cheat. He used a female fertility drug that produced artificial testosterone, making him the latest in a pathetic line of high-profile players who have done performance-enhancers and contaminated an entire baseball era. He also is a petty quitter, having stopped running out groundballs in a hissy-fit ploy that forced the Red Sox to trade him to the Dodgers. So why were people cheering him when he returned last weekend after a 50-game suspension? And giving him long, robust standing ovations?... Because most of these goofs were Dodger fans."

That really says it all.

Dodger fans while passionate, are some of the most obnoxious people to watch baseball with. They boo shamelessly, bail on games early and lack sophistication.

That said the LA faithful really only care about one thing, championships. They would turn a blind-eye if they had a team of cheats as long as the Blue stood on top in October. 

That's why they welcome back a known-cheater back standing on both feet. Manny was a monster last year producing a .396 average with 17 homers in the final two months of the '08 season, followed by an amazing postseason. Dodger fans need Manny, just as much as the goofy outfielder needs LA.

There's one small consolation in our star worshipping culture, only helped by ESPN's daily Manny-minor league updates, that is Ramirez and fellow cheat Alex Rodriguez will be very absent from this week's All-Star festivities. 

2 comments:

Peter B. said...

Agreed!! A-Rod and Manny were shamefully sitting at home during the festivities. It was beautiful music to my ears. That being said, I am done with the winner of the AS game having home field in the World Series. The American League is 12-0-1 in the past 13!! Basically guaranteed home field. Lame.

Pete said...

Pete B. you bring up a great point, one that I could probably spend a whole blog on. Let's be honest, the only reason the All-Star game means anything is because Bud Selig is still haunted by that 2002 All-Star tie. It's his third biggest blunder behind denying steroid use and canceling the '94 World Series. Selig tried to restore the order to a glorified exhibition, and it's not working. Guys don't want to give 110 percent and get hurt for nothing.

Keith Olbermann brought up a surprisingly good point about the AL's dominance. The AL's All-Stars are all afforded the opportunity to play half-games by in filling in as DH, but their NL counterparts must either play more in the field - thus be more worn down - or sit games out. Could be a factor. Even as a baseball purist, the old way to determine home-field advantage in the Fall Classic was archaic, so let's switch NOW and reward the team with the best record to make it. That would give extra meaning to the 162-game regular season (not some exhibition). I think everyone can support that.